1. ksuwbi:

looking for new blogs! message me and ill check out your blog!


    looking for new blogs! message me and ill check out your blog!

  2. 2damnfeisty:


    "Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

    - Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)



  3. notprocrastinating:

    vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

    person: lol no thanks

    vincent van gogh: 


  4. l20music:

    Love this,

  5. sosuperawesome:

    Gemma Correll, on Tumblr


  6. sailor-goon91:

    This gets me every time.

  7. tiiigerstyle:

    i-D has some great covers.

  8. When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

    • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
    • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
    • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  9. "

    I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

    Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

    Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

    If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

    And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

  10. shutupaubrey:

    i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

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