1. ssaudadeee:

luvzmez:

lol thats me..

youre both perfect ohmygoddd, princess status~
TELL ME WHERE I CAN BUY THESE AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN CHILD

    ssaudadeee:

    luvzmez:

    lol thats me..

    youre both perfect ohmygoddd, princess status~


    TELL ME WHERE I CAN BUY THESE AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN CHILD

  2. jose-md:

    twerkingcat:

    fourlesbianssuited:

    thecatcherandthepie:

    les-sucettes-a-lanis:

    Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

    Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

    “Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.” 

    South Park is perfect

    You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.

    South Park: the voice of a generation.

  3. castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:


ofdarklands:

absens:

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW


OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE

    castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

    ofdarklands:

    absens:

    shavingryansprivates:

    when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

    I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

    #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW

    OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE

  4. “I want my life to be like an 80’s movie…”

  5. uhgly:

In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.”

Reblogging again because I absolutely love this

    uhgly:

    In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.”

    Reblogging again because I absolutely love this

  6. onlynewfaces:

    Sophia Grace and Rosie talking to Ed Sheeran at the Billboard Music Awards

  7. coffeedential:

    what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

  8. dicksplit:

    I’m tired
    *sits on your face*

About me

Shelby / 20 / Colorado
in the midst of figuring shit out.
smiling in the meantime
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